Lost in Space

There is a strange new breed of aliens that share earth. They look like us, walk like us and talk like us. They do have some mannerisms that set them apart though. They have great expectations of living the high life without having to foot the bill. In fact, they think that your tax money should support them. You owe it to them to pay for their groceries, their cable, their rent, cigarettes and beer. And then they'll tell you "sorry...don't have any money left to pay the rent!" Excuse me? Did you just say "screw you"? My taxes are paying your rent and now I am subsidizing you a second time because you aren't going to pay me the rent you owe me! I don't think so. The last tenants tried that already. I'm not YOUR mother! You just received your notice to quit the premises. Don't make me call the police.