On Seeing the Stones

I couldn't believe my luck! To get tickets to the Stones! What were the odds? Now reality is sinking in. Stand around for several hours? With my bunion, bad knee and his bad back? Rain? I don't know how crazy I am about standing around in the rain for several hours what with this bunion and all. What if I get thirsty? I can't drink just any water. My water is flavoured and has tiny bubbles in it. They won't let me bring in my water. Even if they did, then I would have to pee and I don't really want to walk through the rain and mud to go pee in those stinky little blue cubicles. It's hard to wiggle out of wet jeans in a big room let alone a little blue cubicle. I don't want to spend the whole concert standing outside the little blue cubicles that smell like pee, but how would I find my way back to my friends? Would they even still be where I left them? Wow...tickets to the Stones!