Got To Get A Dictionary

I keep putting off making a post. I keep thinking that if I wait I will be inspired by something that will make what I write seem utterly brilliant and anyone who might read whatever it was that I wrote would say "wow, why didn't I think of that. That was brilliant!" Instead I start to write and I am instantly distracted by the noxious emissions eminating from the livingroom. Neither the husband or the dog take ownership, but I have learned that the smells that begin silently are often of the canine variety and the much heralded smells are usually human. They are both strong enough to give a girl a headache and if they fill the boudoir late at night you won't get to sleep for hours. I've just opened the window. That one was definitely canine. Anyway, about the dictionary. I had to quickly edit this post because I thought I had text linked to a pretty cool site about definitions and common misspellings of everyday words. You know, words like definitely/definately, etc., ... but then when I posted and went to check it out, I found that the site was actually kind of smutty! Smutty! Noxious emissions are everywhere and sometimes you've got to close the window to keep them out.